Trying to resolve concurrency issues approaching 8pm makes me jealous of that Erlang thing with its no mutable shared states I keep hearing about!

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Trying to resolve concurrency issues approaching 8pm makes me jealous of that Erlang thing with its no mutable shared states I keep hearing about!
Related Song:
R.A.M.B.O.  - What Doesn't Kill Us Makes Us Mosh Harder(Album: Wall Of Death The System)

Note:
This one was a little tough and I don't feel too good about the decision, but I guess as long as I don't fail so miserably that it kills me, it will only make me mosh harder.